10 Reasons Why Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen Sucked Balls!!!

Transformers 2 Revenge of The Fallen sucked balls!!!!

WARNING!!! Massive SPOILERS in this article. If you haven’t seen the movie… well… just buy a magazine with Megan Fox in it and it’ll be WAAAAAY more worth it!

Now that we have that out of the way…

Transformers 2 Revenge of The Fallen had no plot or story whatsoever. The producer’s pitiful attempt at making a storyline made it even worse as nothing made sense and there were just too many events that were absolutely senseless.

Here are my top 10 events from the movie that made me go GTFOH!

1. Who the hell is “The Fallen”????!!! He’s supposed to be like Megatron’s boss and the main bad guy for this movie (hence the title) yet you barely see him in the movie (kinda like how Venom was pretty much a cameo for Spiderman 3). Even lamer is how “The Fallen” never transformed into anything, which really made me question if he really was a “Transformer.”

2. Where did the robot that can shape shift into a hot college slut come from? And why weren’t there more of them? I mean not just for eye candy, but if the Decepticons had the ability to create such a robot… why weren’t there more? I imagine something like that could infiltrate way more important men’s pants rather than just that of Shie Labeouf’s.

3. If Optimus Prime is the ONE Autobot that can kill “The Fallen” and “The Fallen” is shitting in his pants just thinking of Optimus, then how the hell did Optimus Prime get killed by the other Decepticons? It just seemed that they tried too hard to throw in the resurrection of Optimus into the story so they had to kill him off but at the same time, this Fallen guy is really scared of Optimus coz he can’t beat him but I guess Megatron can but Megatron apparently is not the bad-ass-mother-fuckin-evil-leader in this movie so Optimus got killed by him anyway but didn’t make sense coz The Fallen…. ok…. yeah… this is how confused I am!!!!

4. What was up with them having to find the damn Dragon Ball Z to bring Optimus back to life? Oh what did they call it…. the Matrix? Yeah, whatever, it was a damn Dragon Ball! You know, seven Dragons Balls… or what, seven Primes…. Same shit. They should have named it Transformers Ball Z! Oh and don’t forget the two Dragon Balls under Devastator!

5. Why did all the other Autobots suck? I mean other than Optimus Prime and Bumblebee, everyone else didn’t do shit. In fact, I didn’t even know where the hell they were anymore? One second you see a screenshot of all the cars (for marketing purposes obviously) then the next you see Optimus by himself being killed by three Decepticons. Where did everyone go? On a freakin’ roadtrip to Rosarito?

6. How the hell did John Turturro (Agent Simmons from Sector 7) get a hold of the Captain of the USS Stennis Aircraft Carrier? I mean just like that? Did he get some sort of special radio that I missed? I may have, please let me know… but dude, that looked like a regular radio to me… In fact, wouldn’t the Captain of the Stennis have others on the radios to filter out prank calls? (I’d know, I used to be in the Navy)! But nooooo, Agent Simmons got right through like a casual call to his dad.

7. Why are all the Autobots GM cars? I mean I know the answer… product placement and $$$. But really, it gets annoying when the commercialism is too blatantly out there. Bumble Bee should’ve been a damn VolksWagon beetle… I’ll let that slide I guess since he totally turned out cool…. but it was overkill with the Hip Hop Twins! I bet we could have gotten cooler Autobots with a Honda and a Toyota out there. Hey maybe even a damn Cadillac or Ferrari or somethin!

8. What was up with that little remote control truck tiny Transformer Decepticon thing that started humping Megan Fox? I mean I know she’s HOT, but really? Well… actually… yeah… nevermind… I can see my little toy cars or toasters wanting to hump Megan Fox too…

9. Why the hell did Shie Labeouf not want to take his Camaro to college?! Like really? WTF was that? Why would any college student in the right mind not want to take his pussy-magnet of a ride to college? Oh and not only is it a pussy-magnet, but it’s also an Autobot that protects you from harm!!!!! But you know what… I’ll just leave the Camaro… taking the bus is so much cooler in college anyway…

10. Transformers heaven?!?!!? WTF!!!!! That just totally killed me! Shie Labeouf dies too and somehow goes to “Transformers heaven” where he sees the old transformers and they send him back to life…. again… WTF!!!! Anywayz, this was the main GTFOH (Get The Fuck Outta Here) moment for me!

But in all fairness, there were some good parts to the movie. Here are my top 10 reasons why I’m not suing Michael Bay for my movie money back…

1. Megan Fox
2. Megan Fox
3. Megan Fox
4. Megan Fox
5. Megan Fox
6. Megan Fox
7. Megan Fox
8. Megan Fox
9. Megan Fox
10. Megan Fox’s slow motion running scenes.

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Nuff said….

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11 Responses to “10 Reasons Why Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen Sucked Balls!!!”
  1. Papa-G 30 June 2009 at 1:54 am #

    Vinny, I totally agree however, I think Megan Fox wasn’t that hot in it, she just looked skanky and why couldn’t the hot decepticon duke it out with her Megan Fox? From now on I will spell her name Foxx, since here acting career is on the same path as the other Foxx

    • Vince 2 July 2009 at 6:24 pm #

      Hahaha! Well actually someone told me that Megan Fox has the acting skills of a pornstar, the body of a pornstar, and the same fans of a pornstar. The only difference is that she’s mainstream…. go figure… haha

      Sorry… but not familiar with the other “Foxx” you’re talking about… who dat?

  2. Bhmebelcomua 1 July 2009 at 10:51 pm #

    Yup, it sucked bad……

  3. EkoMebel 8 July 2009 at 6:44 pm #

    yes, that was terrible! I also didn’t like how Jetfire could teleport… Transformers don’t teleport! Besides…. he was a JET!!! He could’ve flown them to Egypt!

  4. Zashkaser 6 August 2009 at 4:00 am #

    Ack, the movie didn’t come out the way I’d liked it to.

  5. Sdanektir 6 August 2009 at 10:55 pm #

    Indeed, balls it did suck

  6. Vivalkakira 7 August 2009 at 5:47 pm #

    Great post Jon! I have been following the #p2 effort since you started it, and although I have understood its purpose this post does a really great job solidifying the full rationale.

  7. Ballew 14 September 2009 at 4:29 am #

    Very nice!

  8. mcdim 14 September 2009 at 2:09 pm #

    Thank you very much for this nicely written entry.

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