Archive for March, 2009

Twittards

Posted 31 March 2009 | By Vince | Categories: business, fun, life | 3 Comments

Technology moves at the speed of sound. You hear something cool and new, then next thing you know, you’re on the bandwagon spreading the word about this new widget as well.
It’s all fun and games, but did you ever stop to think that there are those, “slower” people, like me, who need time to catch [...]

911 Philippines

Posted 18 March 2009 | By Vince | Categories: fun | 2 Comments

4:19am March 14, 2009 Saturday
(mostly written as we wait for help on side of the road)
With Megan Fox carefully and intimately sucking on my toes, I suddenly get shaken by some strong vibrations.
“MmEeGgAaNn!” I screamed while still abruptly being shook. I quickly realized that the hot girl from Transformers was only in my dreams.
“That’s it, [...]

My Favorite F*** My Life statements…

My Favorite F*** My Life statements…

Posted 10 March 2009 | By Vince | Categories: fun | No Comments

My Favorite F*** My Life statements…
For those of you who haven’t been to the website, it’s the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen! Pretty much it’s like Post Secrets and Twitter, but for crazy stupid things that happen to others that we can all laugh about. Every note starts with “Today,” and ends with “FML.”  HAHA!
Here [...]

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