Best / Worst / Cheesy / Funny Pick Up Lines!

Beer Goggles FAIL or ultimate pick up line success Ok, so no one really uses pick up lines nowadays. Well, at least not anyone with any hint of sophistication or social skills that I know of. Though I do love the concept of one simple line being able to pick up the hottest women on the fly. But alas, I have yet to hear of any pick up line success stories. Except maybe for this guy in the picture. Is it a case of beer goggles FAIL or ultimate pick up line success???

On the other hand, I must admit that hearing the cheesy, funny or witty pickup lines are always the best cure for boring nights at the club. I’ve personally been known to throw out a pick up line or two… ending of course in utter failure…

Anywayz, here’s my list of my favorite best / worst / cheesy / funny Pick Up Lines (depends how you look at it)!

10. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? — No? Well let me introduce myself…

9. How much does a polar bear weigh? — Enough to break the ice, my name is ___

8. Hey, wanna come over for a pizza and a fuck? — What, you don’t like Pizza?

7. You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…

6.  Man: “Well?”

Woman: “Well what?”

Man: “Well my dick isn’t going to suck itself…”

5. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or unfertilized?

4. You’re not the best looking girl here tonight, but beauty is only a light switch away…

3. Holding up your index and middle finger, you ask a girl: “Do you know why these are the two best fingers to masturbate with?” —  “Because they’re mine.”

2. Have you ever held a gun before? Well do you want to? (while flexing biceps)

1. Excuse me, but does this smell like Chloroform to you?

BONUS for the ladies. Here’s a girl pickup line that’ll work every time! Guaranteed!

Woman: “Hey do you know where there’s a vet around here?”

Man: “Ummmm… no, why?”

Woman: (Grabbing your boobs) “Coz these puppies are SICK!”

Any favorite pick-up lines that you have?

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Any favorite pick up lines that you have?

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8 Responses to “Best / Worst / Cheesy / Funny Pick Up Lines!”
  1. FlairCandy 29 December 2009 at 5:27 pm #

    LMAO damn funny! I don’t get the chloroform part though ~_~

    you should include this line which was surprisingly USED ON ME

    “Do you need a rebound guy?”

  2. Gloria 4 January 2010 at 9:07 pm #

    Please try all of them and tell me how it goes.

  3. Annukka 8 January 2010 at 4:11 pm #

    Uh, it hurts, and not in a good way.

  4. VICI 18 January 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    Cool, these lines are damn funny…..
    put on some more of these lines .

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