Complete Rules for Surviving Zombieland

So the movie Zombieland is one of the funniest movies ever. Definitely my pick for the funniest movies and one of the best for 2009 (see my best & worst picks for 2009 here – Best & Worst Movies for 2009 in Vince’s Book).

Did some research and if you’re wondering what the complete rules for surviving Zombieland. Only 18 of the 33 rules are actually around. In fact, they only mention about 8 of them in the movie and the rest can be seen on different promotional materials for the Zombieland movie. Some of these rules were on trailers, posters, online videos etc…. I did my research and apparently, this is all that’s out and the rest will either come out with a sequel, or won’t at all. So I guess it’s up to you to fill in the missing Zombieland survival rules. What do you think they should be?

1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seatbelts
5. No Attachments
6. Cast Iron Skillet
7. Travel Light
9. Nine Iron
12. Bounty paper towels
15. Bowling Ball
17. (Don’t) Be a hero
18. Shut the Fuck up
18. Limber Up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. The Buddy System
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army knife

At the end of the film, Columbus also makes a few parting words reminding viewers of the rules and also adding  that “a little sunscreen never hurt anybody.” (not sure if that’s a rule but yeah…)

And there you have it, the Complete Guide to Surviving Zombieland rules 1 – 33 that were available. If you’re wondering what are the other rules or what exactly are the complete rules? Well, we’ll just have to wait and see for Zombieland part 2.

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4 Responses to “Complete Rules for Surviving Zombieland”
  1. […] Fasten your seatbelt for this one! Well… coz it’s Zombie survival rule #3.  (See complete rules for survival in Zombieland here – Zombieland Survival Guide Rulebook) […]

  2. cooler bags 12 July 2011 at 1:21 am #

    I think Zombie survival rule #32 will makes things bearable.

  3. Aly 16 October 2015 at 6:13 am #

    very nice analysis- it is a life with race(from cloodhihd, unknowingly every parents prepare their children for the race, because they feel insecure if they are not preparing their child for this way of life, for school, for college, for earning and so on), and people forgot to live each moment and they are satisfied with other things with the expense of their own beautiful life.

  4. http://www.url2go.online/paperny.com 9 December 2015 at 1:42 pm #

    I’m impressed. You’ve really raised the bar with that.

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