Complete Rules for Surviving Zombieland

So the movie Zombieland is one of the funniest movies ever. Definitely my pick for the funniest movies and one of the best for 2009 (see my best & worst picks for 2009 here – Best & Worst Movies for 2009 in Vince’s Book).

Did some research and if you’re wondering what the complete rules for surviving Zombieland. Only 18 of the 33 rules are actually around. In fact, they only mention about 8 of them in the movie and the rest can be seen on different promotional materials for the Zombieland movie. Some of these rules were on trailers, posters, online videos etc…. I did my research and apparently, this is all that’s out and the rest will either come out with a sequel, or won’t at all. So I guess it’s up to you to fill in the missing Zombieland survival rules. What do you think they should be?

1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seatbelts
5. No Attachments
6. Cast Iron Skillet
7. Travel Light
9. Nine Iron
12. Bounty paper towels
15. Bowling Ball
17. (Don’t) Be a hero
18. Shut the Fuck up
18. Limber Up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. The Buddy System
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army knife

At the end of the film, Columbus also makes a few parting words reminding viewers of the rules and also adding  that “a little sunscreen never hurt anybody.” (not sure if that’s a rule but yeah…)

And there you have it, the Complete Guide to Surviving Zombieland rules 1 – 33 that were available. If you’re wondering what are the other rules or what exactly are the complete rules? Well, we’ll just have to wait and see for Zombieland part 2.

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