NINE WORDS

 

>NINE WORDS

1. Fine –
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes –
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing –
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

4. Go Ahead –
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh –
This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing”).

6. That’s Okay –
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks –
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot.” That is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome.’ That will bring on a “whatever”).

8. Whatever –
Is a woman’s way of saying F— YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response, refer to # 3

 

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