Gloria’s thoughts on me…
Tweet Just something funny I stumbled upon. This is something my best friend Gloria wrote on the wall of my Fan Club right after she was inaugurated as President…. Tweet
Tag Archives: drunk
Asian Invasion
TweetLess than 24 hours into my Asian Invasion and I’m already puking my guts out. How did I end up here, next to my brother’s red rice rocket’s right rear wheel tire (say that five times fast)… standing over a puddle of my own puke? Let’s try and retrace my steps shall we… Leaving San […]
damn monkeys
TweetTwo weeks ago, a superior officer to myself assigned me the task of “Operation Homework.” It is a vital piece of the main mission objective for “Operation Graduation.” I was given this task at exactly 1600 Pacific Time two weeks ago from today and its completion is expected by tomorrow. Two minutes ago, I started […]