TweetMy Favorite F*** My Life statements… For those of you who haven’t been to the website, it’s the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen! Pretty much it’s like Post Secrets and Twitter, but for crazy stupid things that happen to others that we can all laugh about. Every note starts with “Today,” and ends with “FML.” […]
Tweet“FUCK!!! Just turn off that damn TV!?” I screamed as I repeatedly banged my head against the window, hoping to knock myself unconscious. GMA is slowly blinding Filipinos, and this time, I’m not talking about the president. It’s actually the television station that’s slowly deteriorating our vision. Another crazy conspiracy you say? I beg to […]
TweetLiving in the Philippines has been like a box of chocolates… Now pardon the “Forest Gump” cliché, but you really never know what you’re gonna get out here. My days start off with a fun little game where I have to guess between electricity or water as the morning’s missing element. I either don’t have […]
TweetTwo weeks ago, a superior officer to myself assigned me the task of “Operation Homework.” It is a vital piece of the main mission objective for “Operation Graduation.” I was given this task at exactly 1600 Pacific Time two weeks ago from today and its completion is expected by tomorrow. Two minutes ago, I started […]
Tweet10. They sell cigarettes and candies by the piece. (A whole pack is waaaaaay too expensive for some) 9. You unplug the microwave when not in use to save money on your electric bill. (That clock is really an unnecessary expense) 8. Braces on your teeth is a high class status […]
